Episode 01 Director's Cut!

*sniff* *sniff*
I'm sick. :( I'm hoping I post this special on time, like I promised.
Please comment...

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~ Seoul, 10 p.m.
~ In front of an apartment complex

Two white vans arrive and park on the street.

~ A few minutes later

A black van arrives and parks across the complex.

Inside the black van –

Junsu:
Oh. Isnt’ that Super Junior? (looking at the white vans)

~ No one pays attention to him.

Junsu:
Ya. Isn’t the Super Junior? It’s Super Junior!

Yunho:
(finally looking) Uh… yeah.

Junsu:
What are they doing here?

Super Junior starts to go out of the vans. When all of them had gone down and are entering the complex, Dong Bang Shin Ki catches up to them.

Junsu:
Hyukjae – Eunhyuk-ah!

Camera focus on Eunhyuk, Heechul and Siwon looking back with wondering
expressions.

~ ?
~ That voice…

Shindong:
Oh. It’s Dong Bang Shin Ki!

Kangin:
Ya! It’s been a long time!

Jaejoong:
Yeah, how have you guys been?

Kangin:
Good! What are you guys doing here?

Jaejoong:
We were invited to do a show… oh. Wait, what are you guys doing here?

Kangin:
We’ve been invited to do a show too. Variety.

Jaejoong:
Oh. Yeah, variety, but the manager-hyung wouldn’t tell us what are we supposed to do.

Kangin:
Oh. Our hyung too!

Donghae:
There’s something here on the door, hyung. (takes the taped envelope and opens it)

Yesung:
(looks over Donghae’s shoulder, nudges him) Can hyung read it?

Donghae:
Ah, hyung… (hesitant) I also don’t get much air time.

~ He’s right. It’s the first time he spoke and this part was cut. Sorry Donghae-ssi!

Yesung:
How about we read one sentence each?

Heechul:
Aish, just read it!

Yesung:
This hyung… (looking at Heechul) Okay. Donghae start.

Donghae:
(reads) Welcome! (stops and looks at the card more intently) Yesung-hyung.

Yesung:
(reads) Take the elevator to the 5th floor and enter Room 5C.

Heechul:
What is that?? How can you read it like that?

~ Dear Viewers,
Donghae and Yesung read the letter again,
But they weren’t even funny.
So we cut.

Super Junior members are arguing in the living room of 5C.

~ Something about the sleeping arrangements?
~ Fighting over who sits near the camera?
~ CHAOS

DBSK members watch them in amusement when the doorbell rings.

They all look at the door.

~ ?
~ Who… could it be?

No one stood up to look and see who were at the door, so the doorbell rang again.

~ Frozen atmosphere

Kangin walks up to the door.

~ Finally getting up

Kangin:
(opens the door) Oh. It’s SHINee!

SHINee:
Anyonghaseyo!

Junsu:
Oh. It’s Key! Have you been well? (A/N: I was going to write this in Korean, but I was unsure of the spelling. Please bare with the awkwardness of the phrase~)

Key:
Oh, hyung. Yes. Have you been well?

Eunhyuk:
Ah, it’s suddenly just the two of them in the room. Ya, go there! (points to one of the bedrooms)
Junsu and Key just laugh. (A/N: Sorry, this is a super straight story, but I couldn’t help myself… just a little bit of HyukSu and… *sigh* One Love!)

Everyone moves to make room for SHINee on the couch and beanbags.

Leeteuk:
(when SHINee was already seated) Excuse me, but what are you doing here?

~ Says it like an MC, but…

Kangin:
Hyung, don’t scare the hoobaes…

Leeteuk:
Scare?

~ Strong disagreement from members.

Kibum:
Hyung, what are you talking about?

Heechul:
Ya. What do you mean by scare?

Kangin starts to talk, but Heechul continues.

Heechul:
If you said it to them, then it probably would have been scary.

Eunhyuk:
Leeteuk-ssi said it like an MC. What are you being like that, hyung?

Kangin looks down.

~ Defeated
~ Ganged up upon by own members

Leeteuk:
Okay.

~ Suddenly assuming the place of an MC

Kangin:
Excuse me... but when did you become the MC?

Yunho:
(laughing) Why is it Kangin-ssi always has something to disagree with Leeteuk-ssi?

Kangin:
That’s not it…

Leeteuk:
Then what is it?

Kangin remains quiet.

Leeteuk:
I understand. Okay.

Kangin:
I just don’t understand because they invited us as guests, so where’s the MC?

Ji-eun:
Good evening everyone and welcome to SBS Idol Dating Variety, Fuller House! I’m MC Han Ji-eun.

Leeteuk:
Strange. Why is an MC appearing out of nowhere?

~ Earlier

-- Flashback

Kangin:
Wait. So what they’re saying is –

Eunhyuk:
Leeteuk-hyung can MC, but he won’t be able to couple anymore, or participate in the show, he –

Kangin:
He will just MC?

Shindong:
Oh. Hyung, do it. Just be the MC.

Leeteuk:
(laughs) I’m considering it, but I want to know why you want me to be the MC.

Shindong:
Ah, wait. Is the pay the same?

PD(off screen):
Yes.

Shindong:
Then just do it, hyung!

Leeteuk:
(still laughing) Ah, just wait. Tell me why first.

Jonghyun:
Excuse me, sunbae-nim. I think I know why.

~ Everyone waits for him to say the reason, but…
~ keeps quiet

Leeteuk:
Why??

Jonghyun:
(laughing a little) It’s because there’s also seven girls.

Leeteuk:
(laughs) Ah, is that why? You want to lessen the number of men? (moves to approach Shindong)

Eunhyuk:
Eyyy~! How can you treat the leader like that? …Hyung. (calls LT again and again until he looks) You’re best at being the MC anyway.

~ Sudden change
~ Outburst of laughter from everyone
~ A girl has entered the room without anyone noticing

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Ji-eun:
(looks at LT for a second then faces the camera again)
Without a doubt, you have been waiting for tonight’s special guests.
2008’s best rookie idols, please welcome SHINee! (applause)
Please introduce yourselves.

SHINee is frozen at their spots, looking at the MC as if she were an alien.

~ . . .

Onew:
Anyonghaseyo.

SHINee:
We are the shining contemporary band, SHINee-imnida~!

Onew:
I’m SHINee’s leader Onew!

Taemin:
I’m magnae, Taemin!

Jonghyun:
I’m Jonghyun, nice to meet you!

Minho:
I’m flaming charisma, Minho!

Key:
I’m SHINee’s almighty key, Key! Please support us.

Ji-eun:
Also, the world’s largest boy band, please welcome Super Junior! (applause)

Super Junior:
Anyonghaseyo, we are Super Juni-OR!

Leeteuk:
I’m the leader, Leeteuk!

Ji-eun:
I know.

Leeteuk:
(looks at her) Uh…

Ji-eun:
Okay, moving on. Asia’s –

Kangin:
Wait, we haven’t introduced ourselves yet.

Ji-eun:
Yes you have. You said you’re Super Junior.

Leeteuk:
Why is the MC ridiculous?

Yesung:
And unfair? If we don’t introduce –
(stops talking when the MC walks off to the crew)

Ji-eun:
Here you go. (gives SJ nametags)

Kangin:
Wah~ you’re no joke.

Ji-eun:
I’m just following the script.
It doesn’t tell me to ask you to introduce yourselves… (looks innocent)

SJ makes side complaints, but ends up wearing the nametags. They were given the chance to introduce themselves. It was shown in fast forward with their names appearing as captions.

Ji-eun:
Last but not least, Asia’s biggest –

Leeteuk:
I think the MC is biased.

Ji-eun:
(still using her MC tone) I think someone is upset that they’re not MC, okay…
Asia’s biggest pop idols, Dong Bang Shi Ki!

DBSK:
Anyonghaseyo, we’re Dong Bang Shin Ki! (waits for MC to speak, but she doesn’t.)

Ji-eun:
Ah, yes~ Please introduce yourselves~

Leeteuk:
What the~!

SJ starts to complain all at once.

Ji-eun:
Super Junior, please be quiet. Dong Bang Shi Ki, please introduce yourselves…

Yunho:
Uh… ke ke. I’m DBSK leader, U-know Yunho.

Changmin:
I’m Choikang Changmin!

Jaejoong:
I’m Youngwoong Jaejoong!

Yoochun:
I’m Micky Yoochun!

Junsu:
And I’m Xiah Junsu! Please continue to support us!

Shindong:
*really loud sigh* Aish… what kind of a show is this?

Ji-eun:
It’s SBS Idol Dating Variety Show, Fuller House!
Weren’t you listening to me?

Heechul:
You said… date? Who’s dating?

Ji-eun:
All of you, sort of.
To everyone watching, variety is just variety. Please don’t forget.

Heechul:
We’re only dating?

Kangin:
(laughs) Hyung, why is it “only dating??”

Heechul:
Oh, stop it. Just because you already got married.

Kangin:
What the~! Hyung!

Junsu:
But… is it really okay for us to date?

Kangin:
I even got married.

~ Comparing himself to DBSK?

Heechul:
Are you comparing yourself to DBSK now?

Kangin:
Why, hyung?

Heechul:
(pauses for a moment) Of course it’s okay for you to date! Kangin even got married!

DBSK and SHINee laugh.

~ Ridiculous

Ji-eun:
Members of these three idol groups will live in this apartment complex for the show.
They will compete with each other every week to be able to couple with the girl that they choose. If the girl also chooses him, they are allowed one date. If objections are encountered, they enter the couple game. Further rules will be stated as needed, is everyone clear with this?

All:
Yes!

Ji-eun:
Okay, so everyone, are you ready to meet the girls?

All:
Yes!

Ji-eun:
Okay, let’s meet the girls now!

Everyone is looking at the door, but instead a video plays on the TV.

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Frostings:
Anyonghaseyo, we’re Frostings!

Heechul(off screen):
Kyahh~! (laughs)

Shindong(off screen):
Wait, wait...

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Shindong:
Ah. How can this be? There’s 13 of us men…

Leeteuk:
Wait, Shindong-ssi. (laughs a little) What do you mean by 13 of us? Do you not see Dong Bang Shin Ki or SHINee?

Shindong:
Aish. That’s what I’m saying. There are already 13 of us in Super Junior and all of us here. But they also invite DBSK and SHINee, how are we suppose to couple with the Frostings?

Yesung:
What happens to the remaining 16 of us?

Heechul:
Aniyo. We’re not just fired, right? They can’t do that, right?

~ Hopeful

Leeteuk:
(acting like an MC) Right now, on this side of the room (gestures to his members) you can sense panic. While Dong Bang Shin Ki and SHINee are quiet and relaxed.

DBSK and SHINee laugh.

Ji-eun:
Leeteuk-ssi…

Leeteuk:
Ne.

Ji-eun:
Please stop acting MC. I’m right here.

Leeteuk:
Ah… Don’t you need someone to MC with?

Ji-eun:
If I did, I would’ve asked the staff already…

~ Wind blows
~ Cold

Heechul:
What kind of an atmosphere is this??

Leeteuk:
Strange. There’s really something strange about this MC~

Ji-eun:
(carrying on like nothing happened) Okay. Let’s watch the video!

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Anne:
I’m Frostings leader, Cho Ri-ahn! I like guys who can laugh at corny jokes.

Seullie:
I’m Jung Iseul, nice to meet you! I like guys who can make corny jokes.

Anne and Seullie look at each other.

~ Anne: Leader
~ Seullie: Unnie
~ Who’s the guy the guy that they both like?

Anna:
I’m Lee Ah-na, please take care of us! I’d like my oppa to have charisma and aegyo at the same time.

Shindong(off screen):
That’s me, that’s me!

Sungmin(off screen):
(laughs) Hyung~

Kira:
I’m Lee Kira! Hmm… the oppa I like... he’s a magnae. (laughs shyly)

Heechul(off screen):
I’m the magnae of SHINee!
(referring to Band of Brothers episode featuring SHINee, PLEASE tell me you’ve watched this!)

Kangin(off screen):
Aish… hyung!

Goldie:
I’m Kim Jillian. You can call me Goldie. I like… a rapper oppa.
Binnie:
I’m magnae Jung Hyebin. You can call me Binnie. I… I’m just excited to meet all the oppas.

Heechul(off screen):
Eyy~ she didn’t need to be shy and mention me.

Yoochun(off screen):
I don’t think Binnie means you…

Heechul:
How do you know? Are you close? Huh, huh?

Yoochun:
Yes.

Heechul:
Ah. Okay, let’s watch again.

XiaoRi:
I’m Lee Xiaori! We’re all looking forward to the show. Ah, my ideal type? My ideal type… a magnae?

Heechul:
Why is it only the magnaes??

Junsu:
Does that mean only three out of all us –

Ryeowook:
I’m magnae too. So, that’s four.

Kibum:
Hyung, I’m younger than you! That’s five.

Ji-eun:
I’m younger than all of you, do I get to date too?

All:
(looks at each other)

Leeteuk:
Strange. There’s really something strange about this MC~

Ji-eun:
Okay, is there anyone that met your eye?
If there is, please press the button.

Leeteuk:
What button?

Kangin:
What is this?

~ Chaotic Super Junior

Eunhyuk:
Please explain it well~

Ji-eun:
Please use your eyes well~

Camera focus on the buttons on the floor in front of all the guests.

DBSJee press the buttons.

Ji-eun:
How many of them pressed the button?
Who are the ones that caught their eye?
We’ll find out next week in SBS Idol Dating Variety, Fuller House!

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Okay, hit me on the head or something. *cough* *cough*
Here I am, losing all my voice the night before a vocal test and what do I do?
I watch the Youtube video clip of ELF singing “Marry U,” to SuJu at their Super Show Concert.
Teukkie cried… I cried too. *sniff* *sniff*
Teukkie, if I don’t get to sing tomorrow, will you sing in place for me~?
*gets a cough attack* Whoa. Okay, guess not. Haha. xD

Here’s some notes actually related to the Epi… hehe.
I’m sorry you had to read cuts from the trailer again… if you skipped them, then you must’ve skipped the additional parts too? Molayo*... *I don’t know…

I tried to improve this Epi as much as I can. I even used some parts for my next trailer, so I guess I won’t be updating that one any time soon. lol.
You can trust that there won’t be any updates on Tuesdays and Wednesdays (PST) because I’m in school from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m.

I’ll try my best though, to come up with another trailer…
Hopefully, with my effort, you’ll like it! :)

Alright everybody, sleeping time! I won’t be able to reply to comments tonight, but please leave me some! I’ll look forward to reading them tomorrow.

I hope I gave you a good read! Many thanks, ~Eunnie <3

P.S. Is it me, or do I seem more emoticon-y now? LOL. *runs away from senior editor who wants to kill me*

P.S. again. I finished this at 8:53 p.m. PST! I'm early, hahaha. Does this mean there's time for a trailer? Hmm... *unsure* *unsure*